Thursday, August 5, 2010

How Hot Is It?

In Nashville, TN, it's hotter than Hell!!!  That's right, it's hotter than it is in Hell, Grand Cayman.  Today in Nashville, the official temperature got up to 102 with a heat index over 110.  In Hell today, it was a balmy 88 degrees.
Grand Cayman is one of the three islands that make up the Cayman Islands in the Western Caribbean - Grand Cayman, Cayman Brac, and Little Cayman.  Hell is a village on Grand Cayman.  The village is made up of a post office, three tourist shops, and an interesting rock formation from which Hell took its name.  This rock formation may give an intimidating impression of what the other Hell may well be like.  It is half the size of a soccer field, and is not actually lava, but a mixture of limestone and dolomite.
Hell is harder to find than you may think.  Part of the problem is that Grand Cayman is covered in churches, but has very few road signs.  There is no clear path to Hell!  And, if you go there, you must send all of your friends postcards postmarked from Hell.  This is your opportunity to tell all of them to "Go to Hell"!! and really mean it.
Grand Cayman is a beautiful island with its famous Seven Mile Beach, turtle farm, Stingray City, Rum Point, and the amazing snokeling and diving opportunities to see one of the world's most incredible coral reefs.
Don't you want to go to Hell!!  To get out of the heat we've had here, I'm ready to get outta here!!

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